And you thought it had something to do with my favourite animal or those exams wizards have to take in their 5th year, didn't you? =P
One song, I have but one song....
Jennifer: But he doesn't talk!
Me: He talks a little bit.
Jennifer: He does? I thought he only sang.
Me: He says, "Wait, don't go!" Oh and he says "hello!" and "how are you!" and "please!"
Jennifer: ...What a deep thinker.
Good friends steal trousers. I'm going to quilt that on a pillow and give it to you.
-Ari-Fairy
I'm not mad. I'm just typing through a megaphone.
-Jonny while using CapsLock
On Apples to Apples
And for "easy" we have...sleeping pills and barfing!
The Giggle Twins Are the Giggliest People in the World:
Me: Tomorrow it's supposed to rain-rain-rain.
Kate: Rain-rain-rain? Different from rain-rain and rain?
M: Yes. Rain-rain-rain.
K: Rain-rain-rain.
Maggie: Are you guys saying "rain-rain-rain" to each other?
Both: Yes.
Corey: Oh good, because I seriously thought I was hallucinating for a second there and didn't want to say anything so I wouldn't look crazy.
Kate: He does too talk to you!
Me: Really? How so?
K: Well, he goes, "Hey Megan, blah, blah, blah, British."
Me: It was just banter.
Kate: It was banter with sparkles.
K: Brogan bought me my celebratory cheesecake.
M: Aww, what a sweetie. Literally.
K: Yup. Haha. YUM....to the cheesecake I mean.
M: Psh, yeah, Brogan. You think this natural beauty is...is...
K: Natural.
M: It's like if a cactus and sandpaper got together and had a baby.
K: Yes, the love child of cactus and sandpaper is stubble.
K: And it smells so good. It's like peeling an orange...only grapefruit.
K: If you worry, you'll go crazy, and craziness is not fun. Because then they put you in a straightjacket, and that just seems uncomfortable, ya know? I mean, what if your nose itches? You can't do anything about it! So don't worry about it. And that's the moral of the story. =)
Silly Boys:
M:Where do we find these guys?
J:I have no idea, but can we put them back where they came from?
Just use any term for green, like sick bunny rabbits.
-Corey
Yeah, did we know this guy or something? Or was Jonny just like Asian, Asian, YES!
-Tom N (recalling a party)
Chris: You're nottttttt fat, Megan! You just have little pockets of extra femininity at your sides.
Me: Those pockets are called FAT, Chris.
C: NO. Those pockets are called, "Man magnettttttttsssss"
26 FUCKING ORDERS OF CALAMARI!!!
-Andy
Basically, I'm hoping I stay dedicated in my goal to be awesome with my tongue.
-Chris
Elephant? What the hell is this?
-Chris (commenting on my jewelry)
Goddammit, Megan, I'm more of a woman than you are.
-Andy
Giving birth...it's like taking a dump.
-Chris
I cook, I clean, I fold my clothes...I'm a woman...
-Andy
You sound like a boy going through puberty.
-Chris (commenting on my lovely sick voice)
I'm a Chia Pet!
-Andy (wearing tights)
